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« on: April 12, 2010, 08:03:19 PM »
Just a collection of a few funny quotes... Most of them are ones I have come across before, but I like to go looking for them sometimes as well. Hope you enjoy them too!

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. (George W. Bush)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Emo Philips)

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio… (Bill Braudis)

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes. (Oscar Wilde)

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Mark Twain)

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. (Will Rogers)

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. (Steven Wright)

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. (Richard Jeni)

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... (Brian Kiley)

And finally, one I think we can ALL learn from:
You grow up the day you have your first laugh... at yourself. (Ethel Barrymore)

Hope you liked 'em!
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 08:40:56 PM »
That's the fourth Mark Twain quote I've come across this week. I even put one in my Facebook profile. But, I like the one you posted better!
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 08:54:05 PM »
Thanks... He definitely has quite a bit out there. I think I relate to this one the most though!
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 05:25:19 AM »
Those are great, Ethan!  Thanks!

I, too, am a collector of quotes.  :)
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 09:51:20 PM »
Mine fav are

"Faith can move mountains"

"Enjoy each moment of life"
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